Please to be bringing me

a bionic arm.

KTHXBAI.

Whoops

Occasionally I forget that I have this blog too.  I need to steer away from my private-you-can't-read-this blog and concentrate on this one.

Ok then.

Here I am.

Nothing new to report except that I signed up for a 2 hour FLYING TRAPEZE class in April, bitches!  That's right, yours truly sooooaaaaaring thru the air, pretending to be part of Cirque du Soleil...only not really b/c I'm way more out of shape than those kids.

YAY!  I'm so excited right now that I want it to start RIGHT THIS SECOND!  
I've done skydiving, acrobalancing, and of course fire, so why not try something else, right?

Who says you can't be adventurous at 40?  I will vag punch that person!

sigh...

And on that note, I leave you with this photo: 







**that's me at the Museum of Natural History, hugging it out w/ a giant sea turtle.

Did I miss the train or memo on this?

I swear to Buddha if one more person asks me why I'm not married or why I don't have kids AT MY AGE I'm going to clobber them.
Is it necessary?  Do women have to be married with children in order to feel whole?
Yeah, I didn't think so either.
So to all you women out there freaking out about not having either, I say this:
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!

There is more to life than marriage and children.

Like puppies, for example.  Who doesn't love a puppy?