Occasionally I forget that I have this blog too. I need to steer away from my private-you-can't-read-this blog and concentrate on this one.
Here I am.
Nothing new to report except that I signed up for a 2 hour FLYING TRAPEZE class in April, bitches! That's right, yours truly sooooaaaaaring thru the air, pretending to be part of Cirque du Soleil...only not really b/c I'm way more out of shape than those kids.
YAY! I'm so excited right now that I want it to start RIGHT THIS SECOND! I've done skydiving, acrobalancing, and of course fire, so why not try something else, right?
Who says you can't be adventurous at 40? I will vag punch that person!
sigh... And on that note, I leave you with this photo:
**that's me at the Museum of Natural History, hugging it out w/ a giant sea turtle.
I swear to Buddha if one more person asks me why I'm not married or why I don't have kids AT MY AGE I'm going to clobber them. Is it necessary? Do women have to be married with children in order to feel whole? Yeah, I didn't think so either. So to all you women out there freaking out about not having either, I say this: IT'S NOT THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!
There is more to life than marriage and children.
Like puppies, for example. Who doesn't love a puppy?